Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 01:34

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
What is the best comeback you used on someone?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I actually pay taxes
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have a reading level above third grade
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I see through liars
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I understand how hurricane paths work
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I have complete contempt for fakery
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I can read
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t cotton to rapists
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t buy bullshit
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I can count